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"Rail meat? Ah, the crème de la crème of the sailing experience! Imagine the exhilarating sensation of being plastered against the side of the boat, feeling every agonizing roll and pitch. It's like a free spa treatment, complete with the invigorating aroma of salt spray and the soothing sound of your own screams! And don't even get me started on the breathtaking views – you get to enjoy them from the unique perspective of staring directly at the water, hoping your lunch doesn't make a reappearance. Trust me, it's an experience that will stay with you... for a very long time."
tHE PERKS
tHE PERKS
Guaranteed Tan Lines: Achieve the ultimate in nautical fashion with perfectly sculpted "rail meat" tan lines. Guaranteed to impress your friends (and confuse your dermatologist).
Expert-Level Seasickness: Become a connoisseur of nausea, developing a unique and highly refined tolerance for the rocking and rolling of the open sea. (May or may not involve competitive vomiting contests).
Unbeatable Core Strength: Develop a six-pack worthy of a Greek god (or at least a slightly less defined "sea-pack") through hours of involuntary core engagement.
Unrivaled People-Watching: Enjoy unparalleled views of the passing scenery, including marine life, other vessels, and the occasional bewildered tourist. (May or may not include the occasional sighting of mythical creatures).
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